Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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