Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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