oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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