Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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