i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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