I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I AM VODKA MAN
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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