Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Are we still banned from the library?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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