It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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