can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
