I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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