I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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