I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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