it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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