I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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