I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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