Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
