Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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