when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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