I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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