ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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