you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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