OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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