it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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