god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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