yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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