I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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