Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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