This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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