that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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