just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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