We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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