Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
