Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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