Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
