piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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