You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I should be sponsored by Trojan
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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