It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I think your dad took our porno
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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