I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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