Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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