i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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