Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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