Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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