I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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