idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?