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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"

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  Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Did I run away from you last night?

  (240): View more from Maryland

  Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship

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• (310): View more from California

  note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.

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• (408): View more from California

  YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU

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• (858): View more from California

  I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.

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• (646): View more from New York

  WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO

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