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  (281): View more from Texas

  so now she's a stripper

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  can't say i'm surprised

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  (281): so now she's a stripper (1-281): can't say i'm surprised http://tfl.nu/r749
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  (212): View more from New York

  I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.

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  (212): I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet. http://tfl.nu/8wa0
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes

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  You're fat. Stop making excuses

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  (647): all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes (905): You're fat. Stop making excuses http://tfl.nu/rdmk
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.

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  (615): Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night. http://tfl.nu/5pdk
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?

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  (248): Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright? http://tfl.nu/mgmn
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n

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  (330): I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n http://tfl.nu/g66p
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.

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  (423): Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid. http://tfl.nu/3218
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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?

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  (612): So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one? http://tfl.nu/17zg
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  (775): View more from Nevada

  Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on

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  (775): Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on http://tfl.nu/ndqt
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  (530): View more from California

  so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.

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  (530): so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong. http://tfl.nu/gz7f
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  (510): View more from California

  I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...

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  (510): I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high... http://tfl.nu/gsz5
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.

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  (317): I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July. http://tfl.nu/aovf
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  (954): View more from Florida

  Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!

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  (954): Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up! http://tfl.nu/2rk8
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?

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  (717): do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it? http://tfl.nu/c2mx
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho

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  (404): He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho http://tfl.nu/2j15
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