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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?

  (720): View more from Colorado

  This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..

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  what?how do you know?

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...

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  Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I need dunkaroos back in my life.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.

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• (858): View more from California

  I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.

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