Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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