Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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