absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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