It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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I stole a fireplace last night.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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