i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
we're so committed to being not committed
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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