What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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