If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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