That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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