Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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