nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
