You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Holy sore nipples Batman
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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