But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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