I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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