I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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