dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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