I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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